Horoscopes |
By Mademoiselle "The Body" Garber Aries: Your life is meaningless. Go back to square one (It's in New Jersey) Pisces: GO INTO THE LIGHT! Aquarius: You will find inner peace through potted ferns. Taurus: Open the dictionary. The first word that you see is the key to happiness. Leo: Monarch of the castle; that's you. Count your gold pieces and hang your peasants. Cancer: You are literally a disease. Cure thyself. Capricorn: Slaughter someone evil, then reflect on it. Gemini: Mushrooms, mushrooms everywhere, and sadly, none hallucinogenic. Sagittarius: Go on a pilgrimage to Disney World and find your inner Mr. Toad.
May 20th birhtday: Happy Birthday! Today's Birthday: Screw You! |
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