Deity Contest

Alas! A lapsed Agnostic!

What's a young, religiously confused editor to do?

Your Name

A picture of yourself, (for the tattoo artist to go by)

Your philosophy explaining life, the universe, and everything*

in two pages or less

Your favorite color

The winner will receive the treatment that any deity deserves for as long as we choose to believe that you exist. Here's what one deity had to say about this contest- "A great opportunity for youth to get involved in having control over entire civilizations!"

Entries sent on behalf of other possible deities will also be accepted. If you don't have an original philosophy on which religion could be based send one for Tom Robbins, a small lump of green clay, Jerry Springer, Joe Blow, Joe America, or even Joe Mama.

A second runner up deity will be selected in the eventuality (in true Miss America fashion) that he/she will be unable to fulfil his/her duties. These two theories and several others will be published in our winter issue.

What do you say, reader? Are you ready to be worshipped by literally 10's of people?

So pass me an AK-47 for my right, and some poisoned Kool-Aid for my left and ENTER TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!