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Machine
Gun By, Molly Krueger
- i want a machine gun
- a big machine gun
- i want henchmen to follow me in
- perfect V formation
- with machine guns
- i want to walk down the street in army
- fatigues and big black combat boots
- with a machine gun
- i want people to fear me
- and my machine
gun
- i want to pick people off one by one,
- people who piss me off
- with my
machine gun
- you know you want me
- and my
machine gun
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Popularity
Contest By, Jonathan Wichman
- Appeal to the people
- Build yourself a steeple
- Become a god in a few easy steps
- But look out, there's tough competition
- Make sure your words easily changed
- To keep up to the customer's demand
- Cause the customer's always right, you
- know
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- It's not the quality
- The quantity is what counts
- Fifty million people can't be wrong!
- Be ambiguous and keep em' comin' back for more
- Get into their heads and nuke their fears
- With a few reassuring catch-phrase quotes
- Belief without question is all you need
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- Stay quick on your feet
- Don't become obsolete
- Service with a smile and a brainwash
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- Try for most popular and imprint their minds
- Promise a blow-out party for following the
- rules
- sweet rewards for staying put
- But keep the fire hanging over their head
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- Tell 'em a story-go for the glory
- And may the best deity win
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(sheep) by Anonymous
LOOK AT ME
I'M SO HAPPIE
I GOTS A 16X14 LIVIN' SPACE
POSTERS O' COOL STUFF ON THE WALL
TRENDY CLOTHES IN M' CLOSET
I DO WHAT I WANT HERE
STUPID FUCKING THINGS
NO ONE CAN HEAR
NO ONE WILL SEE
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO
I'M FUCKING NORMAL DIPSHIT CLONE
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SOME PEOPLE THINK I'M QUAINT
BUT I AIN'T
AIN'T I?
I GOTS A GIGAPET AND LOTS `A FRIENDS
YOU KNOW WHAT KIND THEY ARE-
DESERT YOU AT THE FIRST SIGN OF TROUBLE
WE HANG OUT TOGETHER AT THE MALL
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WHEN I GROWS UP I'LL BE A JANITOR THERE
OR SOME JOB WITH NO CHANCE FOR
ADVANCEMENT
I HAVE LOW FUCKING STANDARDS
GET OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL
THEN A STUPID FUCKING
LEARN NOTHING PODUNK COLLEGE
WORK TILL I'M 62
WAIT TO DIE
DIE
I AM A FOLLOWER
NO TREND SETTER HERE
NOTHING I DO WILL EVER FUCKING MATTER
I'D BE BETTER OFF DEAD
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